Leaves Riding Crops in Morgues

I'm just here to watch people without having to put on pants. I love figuring people out, and the internet is a fascinating place. Relative anonymity does funny things. I know, it's kinda creepy. I'm okay with that.

fuck-kirk:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

Did you go to school with Jim Kirk

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redstorm:

realitytvgifs:

me

dis me every single time I open the cupboard

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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the-uncensored-she:

hedonisticparadise:

crazyress:

buzzfeed:

This photo series of brides seeing their brides for the first time might make you cry in the best possible way.

this made me really happy

Holy shit how cute is this omg

Lesbian Weddings :-)

(via wingsunfurled)

“You keep these kids ignorant and then suddenly they’re in a situation that they don’t even have the words for and they have no idea what to do,” she says. “They’re not taught how to ask for consent, how to give consent, how to revoke consent and stop mid-way through. They don’t know to use protection or to demand it if it’s absent, they don’t know this will spread STIs and pregnancy. They don’t know it’s not supposed to hurt. Can you believe that? So, so, so many people think that sex is supposed to hurt the partner with a vagina when they have sex for the first time. They think that’s just the way it is, that’s just how it goes. *That* is obscene to me. Enforced ignorance that inevitably results in physical and emotional damage, *that’s* obscenity.”

—   Rich Goldstein asked me what I consider to be obscene in his article on my work, ‘Oh Joy Sex Toy’: The Internet’s Most Radical Sex-Fueled Comic Strip (via erikamoen)

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suddenlyapples:

northliner:

itsbirds:

This is how being any kind of creative in any industry feels like.

THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE WHEN I TRY TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO SIMPLE TASKS ON PHOTOSHOP OVER COMMUNICATION DEVICES

AND ALSO EVEN LIKE CUSTOMINKS HAS MIDDLEPEOPLE. I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER IF I COULD HAVE DIRECTLY TALKED TO THEIR DESIGN TEAM
OMFG

this is legit.

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taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

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jeanndarc:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

#steve: ”there you go buddy i think you dropped this” #everyone: *stunned silence*

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eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

(Source: octaedr, via gravityisontrial)