Leaves Riding Crops in Morgues

I'm just here to watch people without having to put on pants. I love figuring people out, and the internet is a fascinating place. Relative anonymity does funny things. I know, it's kinda creepy. I'm okay with that.

graceonpaper:

Because of course he would. I love him so much.

(Source: gifs-junk, via gravityisontrial)

“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

—   Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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giraffewrangler:

Please, stop.

SAYING SOMEONE LOOKS ANOREXIC IS NOT A COMPLIMENT FOR GOD’S SAKE RECOVERING IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT THAT LEVEL OF BULLSHIT.

giraffewrangler:

Please, stop.

SAYING SOMEONE LOOKS ANOREXIC IS NOT A COMPLIMENT FOR GOD’S SAKE RECOVERING IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT THAT LEVEL OF BULLSHIT.

(via superwholocked-in-serenity)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

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Some wise words from Dame Julie.

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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via thepasta-nerada)

ebonydecay:

dichotomized:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

Yeah gurl.

ebonydecay:

dichotomized:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

Yeah gurl.

(via gravityisontrial)